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kiggor:

Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed

this is a fucking lizard getting her belly rubbed if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit then get out of my blog

LOOK AT ITS LIL ARMS FLAPPING AWWWWWWWW

This animal is not happy! ): This is a panic/defence mechanism, this is probably really freaking the poor thing out.  i’ve seen multiple reblogs of this post informing people of that, so I thought I’d let you know.

This is a Uromastyx, their defence mechanism is to INFLATE their bodies and move them as if they were “belly dancing” as they release air through their mouths letting a “haaaaaaaaaaaah” kind of sound until you leave them alone. If you don’t they’ll HIT you with their spiky tail.

This Uromastyx is exposing its belly on their own will, what it’s doing first is smell the hand to see if it’s someone they know. Since it is (remember the belly is the most vulnerable part of their body) and knows the person won’t harm them, it exposes the belly for the rubs.

And I talk from experience, I have an Uromastyx Acanthinura. It took me forever to get mine to trust me enough to allow me pet him and let me pick him up (and then teach him that my mum (he used to react aggressively towards her presence just by smelling her hand) that my mum was to be trusted).

TDLR; the Uromastyx in the gif trusts their owner and allows the owner to rub the belly, that isn’t how Uromastyx defend themselves

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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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kriseasler:

gah. I can’t tell you how much of a joy this was to color because the original scan was so nice. It’s not exactly “best in the business,” but I think this scanner and I are going to have a beautiful relationship. In other news - still can’t quite answer the question posed in this. it snowed yesterday. bah. Also, Mollie! It’s an Epson V370 Photo scanner, and it is a gorgeous little thing. :3 

kriseasler:

gah. I can’t tell you how much of a joy this was to color because the original scan was so nice. It’s not exactly “best in the business,” but I think this scanner and I are going to have a beautiful relationship. 

In other news - still can’t quite answer the question posed in this. it snowed yesterday. bah. 

Also, Mollie! It’s an Epson V370 Photo scanner, and it is a gorgeous little thing. :3 

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danaterrace:

therapeutic midnight snacking

danaterrace:

therapeutic midnight snacking

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hellocatfood:

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hellocatfood:

sikfish

ooo i like it. how cool would it be though if the shape of it could follow the waveform from the mic??? i havent messed with pd much so idek if that’s possible..

It’s possible. Just scale the object based on the amplitude of the microphone

Oh, of course, the amplitude. I was thinking pitch. Yeah that should be do-able, I made something like that in flash years ago. I’ll give it a go


Salvador Dali, Summer.

Nice hat
Salvador Dali, Summer.

Nice hat

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hellocatfood:

sikfish

ooo i like it. how cool would it be though if the shape of it could follow the waveform from the mic??? i havent messed with pd much so idek if that’s possible..

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